Captain Jacked

When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.

Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night

by Hotdog Pimpin November 8, 2018

Jack Zimmerman

If you have this name it usually means your gay. Also Jacks only like thicc men. When you kiss him he licks inside your nose.

Jack Zimmerman is gay.

by BigSAd42 January 14, 2019

Jack Burns

The act in which a dominant homosexual male penetrates a submissive homosexual male so hard in the doggy style position that the submissive's knees get 3rd degree carpet burns.

"How was it with your partner last night, Dave?"

"It was fine, up until he started giving me a Jack Burns"

by Raumgeist August 28, 2018

Cracker Jack

1. A substance which contains wheat, is hard and may contain sugar.
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(

Harvey: How do I join your fraternity?
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
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Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.

by DYLkyrdrdy September 6, 2018

slide jack

The act of claiming PowerPoint slides from a co-presenter and presenting as your own.

Joe completely slide jacked the best segment of our presentation.

by DQJ June 2, 2018

Donkey Jack

When someone prevents you from doing something you wanna do and you get some revenge.

I was going to build a house but that bitch stopped me so I donkey jacked his face

by Shpas June 7, 2018

Jack-slap

Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped

by Dacatoa June 8, 2018