bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did

Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again

by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023

Simp

Mason Levi

The Johnson girls:"We hate this simp"

by Anna Hood May 2, 2020

Simp

A guy who tryna flirt with every girl on discord.

Please be aware of a guy named Anny if you are on discord, mf is a Simp lord.

by Many September 5, 2021

Simp

Brendan Rumsey

Oh that guys is such a fucking simp

by Peterford_1989 February 18, 2020

Simp

Me lol

I’m a simp for Gerard Way

by EmilyTheEmo1312 May 4, 2020

simp

Choosing the girls over the boys

Person 1: Did you hear how he left the boys for the girls?
Person 2: What a simp.

by yeetson November 20, 2020

Game Simp

Someone who abandons friends and social obligations to play a game (new or old.)

Brad: “Hey we still going fishing this weekend right?

Ethan: Sorry I bought Doom Eternal and I’m going to play it all weekend.

Brad: Your leaving me to play a video game that you will always have?... You’re such a Game Simp.

by Brave Weekend Warrior February 28, 2022