Penis patty 

Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)

(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes”
(Boy 3) “yes please”

Penis patty by Penis patty June 4, 2020

penis water 

penis water is hotdog water someone nutted in

bro! I just drank penis water!
who's nut was it?

penis water by penis guac June 15, 2020

Penis butter 

Butter you make from penis milk

i spread penis butter on my toast this morning

Penis butter by starymars June 17, 2020

penis butter 

the butter you make from penis milk.

i put some penis butter on my toast this morning.

penis butter by starymars June 17, 2020

PENIS WART 

THAT SHIT'S FUCKING NUSTY

oh SHIT I DROPPED MY PENIS WART

PENIS WART by JAYJAYAJAYJAY SLIMEEE June 18, 2020

penis muncher 

someone who munches penis and most likely gargles cum

person one: *sucks dick*

person two: " you fucking penis muncher"

penis muncher by BONKEN__ June 25, 2020

Penis Wrinkle 

a person that has no balls to commit to a relationship. henceforth, there are no balls in the scrotum, so it is just a wrinkle.

“he led you on too long. he’s such a penis wrinkle. if he can’t commit, there’s no point.”

Penis Wrinkle by bigballsackenergy June 28, 2020