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Damn L.A. TACO is down af they put my tia’s taqueria on the map and called out the dirty cop that put my tío in the pen.
by Vato Loco 69 November 23, 2021
Get the L.A. TACOmug. by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ June 25, 2021
Get the Tacomug. A situation where it's a tight squeeze getting by because two or more objects or people are standing too close together.
A type of body motion one takes to make themselves smaller so as to be able to squeeze between two people or objects to get by.
A type of body motion one takes to make themselves smaller so as to be able to squeeze between two people or objects to get by.
The guy in the parking space next to us is parked right on top of us! It's gonna be a Taco-Rama getting in.
There were thousands of people attending the concert, it was so packed, i had to do the Taco-Rama to get through everybody. I almost pissed my pants!
There were thousands of people attending the concert, it was so packed, i had to do the Taco-Rama to get through everybody. I almost pissed my pants!
by jwarm2 September 27, 2023
Get the Taco-Ramamug. This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.
Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025
Get the Tijuanan Tacomug. A phrase used by simply nailogical (the nail queen)
It basically means glossy top-coat (for nails) but she says it with an "accent"
It basically means glossy top-coat (for nails) but she says it with an "accent"
by SimplyAFan April 18, 2018
Get the glossy tacomug. when you’re making out and your lips are sliding. the tongue simulates a hockey puck going in the goal.
by ashthegoat November 19, 2020
Get the taco hockeymug. by rhiannon.g July 30, 2017
Get the glossy tacomug.