Lay's University 

The place to go when an entity (generally a corporation) needs to master the art of putting air when it doesn't belong.

Lay's potato chip bags are mostly empty and most of the volume of the bag is air

Person A: "What's up with this cereal? Half the box is air! Fucking plastic waste!"
Person B: "They studied at Lay's University and learned the art of putting air where it doesn't belong"

Lay's University by FreddyLibberton April 15, 2023

Da Vinci's Cradle 

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.

"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"

Da Vinci's Cradle by Bobessethoe Crawielyeters April 26, 2009

Eric Forman’s Basement

The greatest and most chill place on earth also the best place to get baked.

Hey let’s hang in Eric Forman’s basement and get high

Eric Forman’s Basement by YoungDagger8===D February 4, 2019

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

Reader's Block 

Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.

Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.

Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!

Eddie - Poor bastard.

Reader's Block by Our Van Ankle May 10, 2009

King's Barrel 

1. The last of a personal luxury substance soon to be consumed.

2. The last bowl of chronic or hydroponics.

We're down to our last bowl of chronic. Sound the trumpet, it's time to smoke the King's Barrel.

King's Barrel by Jules McGerven March 10, 2009

poor man's hash

An alternate term for resin; specifically, the resin left behind on smoking paraphernalia as a by-product of cannabinoid consumption.

In desperate times, Dangus often found himself smoking poor man's hash off of old pipe screens as ghetto wind chimes rang out in the distance, a sure sign that cracktivities were transpiring on the stinking streets of Memphis.

poor man's hash by Lârry Dângüs, esq. April 14, 2010