kill me with a fork

When you just love forks so much that you would like them carved in your Face.

- Jhon, Kill me with a fork?
--What?
-Now.

by M0l0tov November 28, 2015

do me vibe

When you walk past the opposite gender and just get the feeling that they want to make sexual intercourse to you. This may be from either eye contact or even a too friendly hello.

Dude that girl was totally giving you the do me vibe. Better drop the pants now before she gets angry.

by Amartnez24 March 15, 2016

Fuckle me Duckles

A crass response to being pleasantly surprised by an outcome you did not foresee happening.

Well fuckle me duckles, I did not see that movie pulling off the surprise twist with that actor.

by LabrnMystic December 5, 2018

Put me in a Prius

When one takes the cheapest Uber option to get to a destination, regardless of conditions of the ride.

"Steve I've shat myself, put me in a prius i need to get home"

by baileykirkham October 31, 2018

Throw me in the cement

1) When your tired or over something

Friend 1: "Bro throw me in the cement that last physics exam was so hard!"

by Mighty Khangaroo June 16, 2018

shiver me shacos

when you are playing league and you think your mid lane is gonna feed

Shiver me shacos this yasuo is going to int

by Doctorjared January 20, 2019

Kill me backwards

Kill me backwards is a Hawaiian slang for "that's unfortunate" or simply just "fuck"

Some extentions include,

Kill me backwards to china
(when something is probably very bad)

Kill yourself backwards
(when you feel bad for a friend either because they are going through things or simply just because they are unfortunate)

Person: *trips over*
Person: ahg kill me backwards

Person: *gets into a tricky situation *
Person: kill me backwards to china

Person 1: I tried to kill myself yesterday...

Person 2: kill yourself backwards, do you need help?

by UwU user May 7, 2019