DINNER FOR TWO WITH A SIDE OF GRAVY
When a couple are involved in an act of 69 and both release their bowls simultaneously....timing is everything
When a couple are involved in an act of 69 and both release their bowls simultaneously....timing is everything
by Tossursalad February 18, 2026
Get the Dinner for two mug.Someone who falls in-between two categories, and cannot enter either or. This can be an example of someone who does not make enough money to live comfortably, but makes way too much money to get on welfare. People who fall between two chairs are stuck in survival mode and just exist.
According to the government, I make too much money to get on welfare, but I don't make enough money to live comfortably, so I falling between two chairs.
by BigOldExhaustedDummy March 1, 2026
Get the Falling between two chairs mug.A sexual maneuver where Partner A straddles Partner B in riding the cock while simultaneously using a dildo to penetrate Partner B from behind. It’s called that because both parties are getting stuffed at the same time.
I sat back into the Reverse Cowgirl position, the angle giving me total control. I sank down onto the shaft, feeling the fullness in my center as I began to grind and ride. While I moved forward, I guided a dildo backward, plunging it deep into the versatile partner. They were a pansexual lover who thrived on being used, their eagerness evident as they took the double stuffing. We were locked together in the Two-Bird Trap, both of us stuffed and connected, overwhelmed by the sensation of being filled from both ends.
by Mr. Snugglepumpkin Johnson March 7, 2026
Get the The Two-Bird Trap mug.The Texas Two-Step is when a man has sex with a woman, and then later on that same day, has sex with a second woman (who is unaware of the sexual activities the man engaged in earlier), without having washed himself off in between women.
Tony: "Man, you sure are busy these days! You never have time to hang out anymore. What's been up, man?"
Rick: "Sorry bro, I've been crushing so much pussy lately, it's getting out of hand! I even did the Texas Two-Step last night, because I didn't have time to go home and shower before fucking Kelly, after I fucked Rachel."
Tony: "Awh man thats brutal. Save some pussy for the rest of us, bro!"
Rick: "Sorry bro, I've been crushing so much pussy lately, it's getting out of hand! I even did the Texas Two-Step last night, because I didn't have time to go home and shower before fucking Kelly, after I fucked Rachel."
Tony: "Awh man thats brutal. Save some pussy for the rest of us, bro!"
by Miss Hell Kitten March 10, 2026
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