Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 28, 2011

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Tuck and roll

Tuck and roll

When have a wank and need to get rid of the contents. Pinch the end of your Pennis and then roll your jizz in the toilet

Adrian wanted to finish his wank but did not have a container. So he pinched the end of his Pennis and rolled when to the bathroom to Empty tuck and roll

by JIMMY J July 28, 2022

Magical cinnamon roll sword

Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.

Valerie is a magical cinnamon roll sword who is too good for this world

by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018

Cummer Roll

another word for a dick.

She choked on his cummer roll. "How far can you deep-throat that cummer roll Christianna?"

by martholowmewl May 6, 2018

flat foot rolling

Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.

We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...

by mrtoodamn_good August 7, 2021

Rolled

The act of getting caught doing something illegal, and getting in trouble for
it. Usually used by minors getting caught with something illegal by their parents, police, etc.

“I cant hang out today, I just got rolled by my mom for vaping”
“I stole from Target, the staff saw me and I got rolled”
“Get to the party tonight before it gets rolled”

by porcodio222 July 5, 2022