SIMP

An acronym for “squirrels in my pants” originating from the Disney cartoon, Phineas and Ferb (circa 2008).

“I have SIMP!”

by nothankyouitistoomuchworm April 11, 2020

Simp

Samir Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

We all have that one friend Samir who will run a mile for a girl. Smh

Friend: "Hey Samir, wanna go to Johnny Canucks for wings?"

Samir: "Yeah for sure!"

1 Hour Later...

Friend: "Where are you bro?"

Samir: "I'm on the way to Montreal by foot"

Friend: "Simp"

by TheRealKorumbah April 02, 2020

Simp

Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.

Tanmaya Kothari from Delhi, India is the biggest simp on planet earth

by Bhai September 18, 2020

Simp

A person that spends all his time with his girlfriend and never with the guys. He never disobeys his girlfriend out of fear of losing her .

Jad Sawaya is a simp .

by BoulesHanna December 18, 2023

Simp

You.

You are a simp.

by Grape jelly January 16, 2023

Simp

A way for a virgin to make fun of people who want to date a person.

That dude just gave that girl a dollar to get a drink. What a simp!

by Hensolo1125 September 28, 2020

Simp

something virgins say when they know their friend is getting laid

you treat your girlfriend right? You simp.

by Chuckles Th Relationship Piggy September 27, 2020