Fish aids

Fish aids is a type of AIDS (Acquired Immunodeficiency syndrome) Which rarely is contracted after having sexual relations with any kind of live fish.

Guy one: "Damn bro... I got fish aids from last weekend."

Guy two: "I told you to wear a condom."

by lemoncello January 14, 2025

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Gefilta Fish

The worst kind of fish, ugly and slimy, coming to a Passover Seder near you.
Is it even edible?
Also an insult.

Haha. Your such a dorky Gefilta Fish. Go die in a hole.

by OH RLY? June 11, 2018

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War fish

1. A fish of War.
2. An undiscovered North Atlantic species of fish that is/will be classified as lethal weapon and too deadly to be used in warfare.
3. A metaphor for a war vessel.

Person A: War Fish fear me!!
Person B: Did you know that 3/4th of that sentence is composed of the very small set of English words that you can monger?

by anonymous December 1, 2023

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always fish is like the slogan from tim hortons "always fresh" but instead of good food, they just serve raw fish. and you can even add a salmonella topping. just crack a raw egg on top of your fish. always fish means theres ALWAYS fish. no matter where you go, there will be fish. dont you worry.

hmm, whats that on my plate... oh wait... its aLwaYs fisH

by fishy bobby September 10, 2019

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