unedible farts

Farts that cannot be eaten, or editized. When consumption is attempted side effects usually include herpes, death, and muscle spasms. Involuntary bowel movements are also common.

Kathy gave Kevin herpes because she farted unedible farts unto his face

by the fart summoner February 1, 2014

Funny Fart

It’s huge funny fart made of the beanos. I always laugh at it bc farts are incredibly funny.

Daddy makes a huge funny fart
Daughter smells the fart
Daddy starts cumming of his own farts
Daughter farts too
Daddy sniffs incredibly

by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022

Fart Paste

The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.

Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!

Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?

Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!

Girl2: *Dies*

by The Moon Truther Furry October 23, 2019

Fart Boyz

A group led by the famous Andy Slater, king of the Fart Boyz.

Adam Fart Boy - Charms strippers with his silky tones and witty banter.

Pete Fart Boy - Frites and McCroquette connoisseur. Once dodged a moving tram.

Lewis Fart Boy - Split personality, Jekyll and Hyde type that can save a night out and ruin one depending on alcohol consumption.

Andy - Glorious leader and famed pervert 😏

For fuck sake, the Fart Boyz just banged your sister.

by Brooksy Biscuits July 15, 2021

Fart Lounge

Another word for someones asshole.

Can also be used as a name for your band.

"You wanna have sex tonight?"

"Yeah! But only if you fuck me in the fart lounge."

by SukenAnDikk June 19, 2016

Fart Pop

A modern breed of music characterized by fart-like sound effects accompanied by whiney synths with happy melodies. Occasionally heard with cheerful pop-style vocals.

Person 1: "What is this weird stuff they keep playing on my radio here?"
Person 2: "That's a bunch of fart pop."
Person1: "Yeah no shit."

by RuctusRudy December 1, 2016

Power Fart

When you need to fart and you know it’s going to be big and loud, it’s a power fart. The sort that echoes down hallways and wakes up people in other rooms.

You’re on a date and suddenly you feel the urge to pass gas, so you go downstairs to sit on the couch and power fart to avoid embarrassment.

by Mjunior171 May 13, 2022