Yakeley Laundry Thief

A girl who terrorized Yakeley (and Gilchrist) laundry rooms during the 2024-2025 school year by stealing name-brand clothing and selling it on depop and to plato’s closet. This event caused widespread panic (and entertainment) making people wonder if they’ve fallen victim to this horrible crime.

“all my lulu is missing!”
“girl… it was definitely the Yakeley laundry thief. check depop.”

by spartysleftboot May 6, 2025

Yabeany

Typically a title for a male who acts nerdy or feminine.

Shut the fuck up Yabeany.

by plgarch December 10, 2025

keely yagel

tiny little 4 foot asian girl. she weighs 500 pounds and on her deathbed. but she’s honestly the best girl and can take a lot of dick yk what i mean??

is that keely yagel? good, mines 10 inches, hope she can handle it😉

by sunsetballs September 29, 2022

suck yaself

An expression of disdain and frustration used as a quick, under-your-breath quip to wish poor wishes on your opposition.

When sizemore opens his mouth and you cant help but utter.. "Sizemore, suck yaself".

by cleenerd October 29, 2025