Noun - A freakishly tall retard. He uses his powers of seduction on others because he is a baby boi.
by PenisWhore420/69 March 22, 2020
Get the Xavier Tatemug. Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018
Get the Xavier Valentino Edwardsmug. xavier is a guy that you can like for quite a while and not know why. even after being rejected the feelings wont leave and its super weird. even after he rejects you he will keep on looking beautiful and being funny,sadly his friends talk shit about him behind his back and he dosent know
by icelollie July 29, 2022
Get the xaviermug. Xavier appears as a type of annoying person. However, he is a really sweet person. Xavier is that type of person; he’s athletic, smart and charming.
“Oh look! It’s Xavier. I heard he likes sports and that he’s really annoying.” - Person One
“Noo! He’s really nice. He talked to me once and he’s the most sweetest person I’ve ever met.” - Person Two
“Noo! He’s really nice. He talked to me once and he’s the most sweetest person I’ve ever met.” - Person Two
by Love Del Rey November 27, 2021
Get the Xaviermug. A chill dude, he is just a nice guy, he might give you something yummy like a gummy or a piece of candy just to be nice.
He isn’t really concerned about getting gfs or any of that, he just wants to make the world better.
He isn’t really concerned about getting gfs or any of that, he just wants to make the world better.
by Boobsucc March 28, 2023
Get the Xaviermug. Xavier is that guy with the beautiful blue-grey eyes,the beautiful hair,and the breathtaking smile. He's that guy with the cute freckles and the pretty laugh. He's that guy with the nice eyebrows and the pink lips.
Person A:" Hey, isn't that your crush over there? Haven't you liked him for like...6 years?"
Me:"Oh,Xavier? Yeah."
Me:"Oh,Xavier? Yeah."
by icelollie July 6, 2025
Get the Xaviermug. by SpiffDaGoat August 6, 2021
Get the Xaviermug.