mustache with titties

When some object or event is so incredibly amazing theirs no other human words to describe it.

Just Ozzy Osborn’s life can only be described as a mustache with titties.

by AtechSpockGuy January 16, 2012

Titty Spank

The act of slapping a hard cock against a woman's breasts. Usually incorporated into a titty fuck session.

I was titty fucking this hussy when I snuck in a couple titty spanks here and there to mix it up.

by WestSideMcFly April 14, 2010

N.A.S.A Titty

the largest and most technologically advanced titty known to man, period. It lactates tons upon tons of titty milk and is recognized for feeding thousands of small villages at one time. It requires weekly massages to make sure there is no malfunctions with the nipple.

"Do you want to know where all your tax dollars go? To fund the milk production of N.A.S.A Titty."

"Mommy I'm hungry!." "Don't worry honey, N.A.S.A Titty will be here shortly."

by k2phatty November 19, 2009

Tonka Titties

Large, voluptuous breasts that you want to play with all day. Just like a kid and his Tonka trucks.

Look at that girl there with those Tonka Titties!

by AM3 July 20, 2013

Tittie frost

Frost on dem titties

Hey you, I quite appreciate your tittie frost!

by Wenjen1 January 01, 2021

Mudslide Titties

A woman who has saggy breasts. They kind of look like they're running away from her chest. Only applies to tan or dark women, light skinned women's saggy breasts would be referred to as "avalanche titties."

Damn, that bitch's mudslide titties are almost dragging on the ground!

by Rick-Dawg June 19, 2009

Left Titty

In bowling, five strikes in a row

Mike: "Hey, I got just got three strikes in a row! That means I got a turkey!"

Eric: "Well I just got five strikes in a row, so I just got a left titty!"

by GotzGame October 09, 2010