A sex position in which a man poses as a University of Alabama football player in order to get laid, then farts in the girl's face when she takes off her clothes.
"Damn, dude, I heard Eric gave a girl the Birmingham Stank last night."
"Oh shit!"
"Literally."
"It was a wet one?!?!"
"Oh shit!"
"Literally."
"It was a wet one?!?!"
by StanfordBamaMan July 4, 2012

by bluescythe3 April 24, 2009

by King Chav Zarate July 13, 2011

by chrisrich February 10, 2010

A girl so unbelievably repulsive that she gets knocked back from ugly competitions for being 'too professional'. Also know to male clubbers as a "fifteen-pinter"
You should have seen the stank monster I banged last night!! She was so bad i had to use a packet of viagra and my grandad's pump to get it up
by steven mccrory November 11, 2003

1. Apple retail store employee. The source of "that smell" when you visit one of these trendy establishments.
I had a problem with my MacBook and had to have a Stank Genius help me. Now my clothes smell like stink finger.
by Odiferous Eminations March 20, 2009
