Glue balloons

Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.

Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.

by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 6, 2024

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glue balloons

Another euphemism meaning “testicles”

Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!

by CalmSnail June 14, 2024

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Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

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gold glue

Good glue is another word for babs, as in THC.

Hey you got a cart of gold glue?
Yeah man how much you need?

by Nateroni02 March 28, 2019

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Mexican Glue

When you make a toasted cheese sandwich but the cheese didn’t melt and/or stick to the bread as you desired so you there for use seamen as a substitute savoury adhesive. “Mexican Glue.”

My cheese sandwich isn’t nearly sticky enough. Not problem. Mexican Glue to the rescue!

by Dr. Hawthorne June 9, 2023

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Oyster Glue

The thick mucus coming from a women's vagina typically found covering her underwear at the end of a long day, which, with further research, may one day replace super glue.

"Guys, give me one minute! I have to go change my underwear because this one is coated with oyster glue!"

by Gary Pike August 17, 2015

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