An idiot who goes out with you for three years and you think you're in love with him. He is the worst boyfriend ever and totally ignores you and stands you up. When you finally realize what a dick he is and break up with him, he gets sad and begs for you back. Also, fat and ugly with dumb-ass friends who will try to get with you once you dump him.
CAUTION- DO NOT DATE THIS TERRIBLE CREATURE!!
CAUTION- DO NOT DATE THIS TERRIBLE CREATURE!!
Friend- How's your boyfriend, Adam?
You- A dick, as usual. I think I'm gonna dump him.
Friend- OMG! Finally!
You- A dick, as usual. I think I'm gonna dump him.
Friend- OMG! Finally!
by bellalennon October 26, 2010
The name I use on urban dictionary as my other personality/ persona. My name is adam in the urban dictionary chat. My real name is Vitale and i'm an overweight 26 year old who tricks girls on urban dictionary chat with a fake picture of an abercrombie male model who i wished i was. I'm really on welfare and stalk people. I go by Adam.
by Mr. Vitale. June 11, 2008
Cute teenage boy who shaves his legs because he thinks he's the hottest thing and no one will care. Girls DO actually like him, but he is too much of a vagina to make a move. He is said to have a small penis.
Jane: Good luck with that Adam douche tonight!
Kaylie: Thanks. I'm gonna need it. Maybe, if I'm lucky, he'll kiss me on the cheek. I hope I don't have to talk him into it.
Kaylie: Thanks. I'm gonna need it. Maybe, if I'm lucky, he'll kiss me on the cheek. I hope I don't have to talk him into it.
by caligirl<3 January 25, 2009
by lol ur wierd March 27, 2019
a short guy who cant get any, a short guy who gets rejected or a fake rocker (focker) who is horible at drums
by dgfsr February 29, 2008
someone who enjoys a hardy gooch butter sandwich then eats a massive gooch burger
a man who dangles balls into another mans mouth kind of like teabagging but then he stops to tickle him with with his shit crusted gooch hairs
a man who dangles balls into another mans mouth kind of like teabagging but then he stops to tickle him with with his shit crusted gooch hairs
Adam- "im so hungry i could go for a gooch butter sandwich with extra gooch gravy"
Adam 2- sounds amazing im so down ill buy
Adam 2- sounds amazing im so down ill buy
by hondaman230 November 06, 2009
a very very smelly person that got greasy hair and baths in a chip pan also melesters adam malesters dogsdogs and sleeps with men also has a ton of sexual desises that were caught off a evil evil person also a person that likes to use the term 'il knife you' with a very serous funny looking face
by lol'ing November 10, 2008