To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities
by zigmanfroid February 08, 2019
After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home
Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.
by DannyMc810204 March 04, 2016
by scifiny July 27, 2023
the act of killing one's opponent by shrapnel; NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A SWAN. see swan for a direct swan.
by Anonymous July 20, 2003
When jerking off in a planked position you aim the head of the penis at a 69 degree angle as to shoot the cum into your mouth upon ejaculation. Can be done accidentally or on purpose but either way the cum is normally choked up causing the swans to take flight.
by GammaTexas8 September 10, 2021
DC: Wait whats that floating in the River Itchen
AE Thats defo either a contrete slab or a Second world war era sea mine
MH: shut up andi you wad of cheese
ZS: Nah thats a log from the silver swan you can tell by lack of paper
AE Thats defo either a contrete slab or a Second world war era sea mine
MH: shut up andi you wad of cheese
ZS: Nah thats a log from the silver swan you can tell by lack of paper
by DEICER March 27, 2023
by slayc February 01, 2022