Al Shizaba

The most feared terrorist in the Middle East of Melbourne. His arch-nemesis is Jim Watson, a VIC POL SOG Officer. He has an assistant, Francesco Shontelly. Al Shizaba is known for the attempted assassination of Geoff Collins, an Australian Government official, in 2019. The attempt failed because of an accidental discharge of Francesco Shontelly's weapon, which threw off Al Shizaba and alerted Jim Watson and the Victoria Police squad on the scene. Alex Ferguson, a Victoria Police Officer, was killed in the firefight between police and Al Shizaba's terrorist network. The fight ended when Francesco Shontelly accidentally detonated their explosive devices too early. It is unsure wether Al Shizaba is still alive.

"Did you hear about the attack at Flinders? Two eshays got bashed!"

"Rumour is, it was Al Shizaba."

by F.G. KOB June 1, 2022

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Payton Shipman

Someone with a giganotosaurus sized weenier

Deaamnnnnn his name must be Payton Shipman cuz he got a big ahh bulge in dem pants

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Pulling a Shima

The act of fucking up so bad that it somehow results in something equivalent to being fucked from behind into the ground by a horse while a pack of kittens vomit all over the back of your head, generally occurring when missing a mark.

The other night I took this girl home from the bar but it turned out she was a dude and I had sex with it anyways. The next morning the dude woke me up and said "I'm leaving now baby cakes, I hope you didn't mind pulling a shima last night - my bad."

by notkse June 27, 2009

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