Schlong

You hardly ever see a schlong that is bigger than a head, unless it's made of rubber. That must have happened for a reason.
If you've watched a porno before, you notice you dont see a schlong larger than a head. Most guys are not 10 foot tall avatars, avatars might have schlongs larger than a human head.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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Schlong snot

"Cum is such an outdated term. You should call it schlong snot instead"
by Nuts N. Bolts December 6, 2020
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