"Now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine...who has as much courage as he has determination, ladies and gentlemen, President Putin!"
by UD Veteran July 17, 2024
Get the President Putinmug. A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.
by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022
Get the Vladimir Putinmug. When a person unexpectedly and rudely discharges fecal matter accompanied by air after a penis is pulled out of his butthole from gay sex.
When I pulled out, he was putin all over the bed, so I told him I'd invade his country for being such an asshole.
by Prostentic Vogon Jeltz March 15, 2022
Get the Putinmug. Putin is the sexiest man alive and has a BIG dick.
by TheBigDickGuyThatLikesTooSuck May 30, 2022
Get the Putinmug. John: "You want to go out for whiskey and cigars with me an Mark?"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"
by Stand with Ukraine! February 24, 2022
Get the Putinmug.