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Pookie

A Pookie is the ever so common conquered, perpetually defeated, emasculated, effeminate, 50-50 guy. A Pookie usually l believes himself to be “the prize” even with 0.2 cents in his pockets.

A Pookie will solicit role reversal relationships, make surrogate mothers of their partners and are surprised when the sexual tension/polarity is nonexistent.

Pookies is the plural form of Pookie

Pookies are often ignorant of their own ignorance, believe themselves to be high quality/high value men

Pookie is the equally broke, good for nothing, under or uneducated, slow, trifling, sofa surfing, basement bunking brother of Rayray and baby daddy of so & so, so & so and so & so…
You’re boyfriend is a pookie

Is that pookie & rayray
by Pookieandrayraysmom January 15, 2022
mugGet the Pookiemug.

lukey pooky

lukey pooky is the cutest man alive, someone u can lean on for anything!he loves eating gum and munching for hours on end, have a Luca pookie bear would complete your life🥰 he adores handshakes and especially fast ones
wait is that Luca p or Luca f?
idk ,lemme ask
oh that's Luca p
omg lets just call him lukey pooky!
by a.o1209 April 15, 2024
mugGet the lukey pookymug.

Pookie

A pookie is widely known in the drug scene as a meth pipe (the long tube/stem with a bulb at the end that has a single hole in it) meth is dropped into the hole of the bulb and vaporized from below (heating element under the bulb, glass in between the meth and heat) and the stem goes into the mouth while fingers roll the pipe between their fingers to keep the liquidated meth from burning/becoming charred. The goal is to never have the meth turn brown or black, this is burnt meth. If your meth is brown or black AS SOON AS IT MELTS it is cut with some bullshit and you should flush it.

Also don't do meth.
"Man I been twisting the pookie way too much this past week, I aint sleep and the shadow people the only ones keeping me company"

"Pass the pookie"

"Dont spill the pookie bro, your spun give me that shit"
by ThatSoberTweaker October 27, 2020
mugGet the Pookiemug.

pookie slayer

A really cute person who just thrives in life. Extra points if they have a level 10 gyatt.
Hey girl you are such a pookie slayer *wink
by ultimate pookie slayer January 3, 2024
mugGet the pookie slayermug.

pookie poochie

the roblox username of a true roblox icon.

also sometimes an endearing nickname.
i love u my pookie poochie
“stoppp u literally put the pookie in poochie for me bbg don’t even”
by iwillswatanddoxupookiebear November 20, 2023
mugGet the pookie poochiemug.

Maxie Pookie

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He’s the funniest and nicest person ever. He always puts his friends above himself and would do anything for the people he cares about. He deserves the world <3
1: wow he’s the most amazing person i’ve ever met!

2: he must be maxie pookie
by Astro._. January 30, 2022
mugGet the Maxie Pookiemug.

pookie bear

1. a term of endearment for someone usually used as a pet name
Lib: how was your day at work pookie bear
Joe: got racially abused again by a pensioner
by sambas pookie bear November 21, 2023
mugGet the pookie bearmug.

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