oscar dick

What you say when you find the right guy with the perfect sized penis for you

Friend A: I met this great guy, I think he's a keeper
Friend B: Really? Tell me more!?
Friend A: Well.....for starters, hes definitely my oscar dick......

by goldnoel December 11, 2019

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Oscar and Karina

an awkward couple. karina is, like, 5 feet taller than oscar. oscar is very short and loves the 80s. he plays farquaad in shrek the musical. karina plays mama ogre in the play and is a very very very depressed clown. she has led lights in her room and always annoys the shit out of her friends.

aww how cute its Oscar and Karina <3

by a crackhead theatre kid February 08, 2020

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Portslade Oscar

Crusty wank sock. Irreplaceable reward competed for the most exuberant masterbators on the Hove/Portslade boarder.

My Portslade Oscar is stiffer than yours is.

by Chiz-a-tunity August 20, 2016

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oscar isaac

the sweetest man alive. he's also extremely attractive and the daddiest of all daddies

look! that's oscar isaac he's so fit

by we❤️stevengrant April 29, 2022

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Pulling an Oscar

When a man and women are involved in intercourse, and he feels he would have more statisfaction by sticking his penis in a cup.

Mikey: "hey man, you hooked up with that girl?"
Oscar: "yea"
Mikey: "how was it"
Oscar: "Should have not wasted the time, stayed home and stuck my penis in a cup"
Mikey: "oh man, you're pulling an oscar"

by hahayouknowit May 31, 2011

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