Munted

Word created to hype up mediocre level plays.

1. Munted Grandmaster Diff.
2. Munted phantom hits different.
3. Those raze satchels are munted.

by LondaILY June 6, 2022

Munted

when something is absolutely retarded and broken

kid with broken leg: oi my leg is munted

by megachigga December 3, 2019

Munt Mouth

A necrotic infection of the mouth following munting. This usually occurs to the "eater" after too many consecutive sessions, especially if the muntee has been deceased for an extended period of time. The condition can last days to weeks and patients experience tooth loss, blackening of the gums, and fecal breath.

Hey man, wanna go munt today? "Sure bro, but I gotta be the jumper for a while, I was diagnosed with Munt Mouth."

by Jurek Ismat January 29, 2025

Munted

Munted is an informal way of describing an unatractive human being its more creative then regularly calling someone ugly or unattractive

Ugh can't believe Mike fucked Lisa she is munted

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 22, 2022

Postmortem Munting

Postmortem munting is the act of dying and coming back to life to suck your own cock.

Hey! I heard you and john were doing some postmortem munting over the weekend! Sounds fun!

by Crackasaurus September 8, 2025

Munt

Man cunt. The perfect insult. Comes off as both offensive and educated. Examples of munts include Carson Strong (bowl quitter), Mike Pence, Anderson Cooper, Mark Stein, Lebron James, Kevin Durant, etc.

Dude 1: You fucked my gf while I was babysitting your kids!
Dude 2: sorry dude but she offered to give me a blowjob
Dude 1: You munt!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: Man-cunt. You are the exact definition of a munt you son of a bitch!

by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021

Menhorn munting

When someone munts furiously throughout the night, at least once per night, after a session of extreme gooning.

Person 1: "Did you hear what Chase did?"
Person 2: "No, what happened."
Person 1: "He was caught Menhorn Munting in the woods last night!"

by Rezemblance April 2, 2024