Flakey's mum

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box

hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey

by wagwan piffting set me ur bbm May 10, 2018

Sticky Mum

A woman who hasn't let motherhood interfere with her love of partying hard. Often seen in parks or cafes at the weekend, wearing sunglasses, swearing profusely and letting her children run wild.

We went to the pub for a quiet Sunday roast, but it was packed full of Sticky Mums and their bloody feral kids.

by Russell Dust May 10, 2018

your mum

A dumb joke that idiots use like me.

idiots also use it for roasting people but we all know that won't work

roast: person: boii you look like saggy wet noodles

idiot: like your mum?

by WhoEatDaOreo January 14, 2017

your mum

ones mother
(your mum)

oh her mum
(your mum)

by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2019

mean mum

apparently the woman who lives somewhere in newport shropshire says that she hates her son and so does everybody else.

a mean mum is a mean mum

by omaewamoushinderu May 24, 2020

ralphs mum

The definition of a huge vag. Finding out that yo girl got a vag the size of the chicxulub crater!

Went down on Ralphs mum
Got lost for 62 years

by DrGer June 11, 2020

Haleems mum

Haleems mum is the pengest munch

Haleems mum is the pengest munch

by TodezPlayz September 11, 2020