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Michael

michael/micky

is proper cool, nicest guy you'll ever talk to.
hes very modest and has got dead nice hair
he likes horses and he sends cringey edited

pictures from picnik, hes cute as fuck
horse 1 - michael is so cool
horse 2 - i know look at his canter
blacksmith - i made them shoes
by annoymous111222333 March 22, 2012
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Michael

If your name is Michael you have likely been dumped in every relationship you’ve ever had. This is not due to any shortcomings of Michael - he simply loves too hard.

Nonetheless, Michael’s persistence remains strong, as Michael’s idea wife is a Hindu bride.
Don’t be fooled by Michael’s white-washed name, Michael’s enjoy dabbling in ethnicity, and are particularly attracted to the African American, Indian and Punjabi cultures.

Michaels are witty, charming, and have a good sense of humour. If you catch a Michael, be sure to never let him go.
Grab me some curry and naan bread! I’m about to get Michael’d
by Jennyfromtheblock101 February 27, 2019
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Michael

Someone with a small d***!
Michael: Well it’s true!
by Hola_123 June 26, 2018
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Michael

The ugliest human being ALIVE!
beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes
A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to
Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason
Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE!
Becky: omg I saw Michaels face roday

Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay

Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT!!
by manny1222333 December 13, 2010
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Michael

The most alpha male being in existence .
Michael’s are usually highly attractive men, who have the ladies falling at their feet, but michael will always keep his cool and will never break someone’s heart,and do you know why? Because he’s an alpha male
A female: michael is so kind , I want HIM
Male: michael gets all the ladies,how does he do it?!
by MrBombastik November 22, 2021
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Michael

Michael... Michael, Michael Michael.

Now this guy Michael. He has the largest, the most veloumptius rockin hard cock.
That Michael was huge
by T0aster111 April 22, 2021
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Michael

Michael is the best boyfriend ever. He is super super cute. He is also the perfect height. His hands are so fucking perfect just like his personality. His touch and attention is addictive, like a drug. He will make you super happy. Michael makes your depression go away.
random bitch: I think I like Michael..

me: he is absolutely perfect but if you touch him i will beat you with a base ball bat
by Mk <3 January 1, 2022
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