Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

Lateral Deprecation

When somebody puts their owns looks, intelligence, talent, situation, etc down while someone else close to them has it worse than them. Can also be called diagonal deprecation. For example, if a person says “I’m so stupid” with a 4.0 GPA, it’s kinda rude when your friend has a 3.7.

Tom: “God I’m such an idiot. A 97 in math.”

Fred: “I got an 87.” :(

Fred’s head: “Does he know about lateral deprecation?”

by I<3PeterGriffin&Shesty April 17, 2024

Safe Laters

A small amount of food kept or saved for snacking purposes at a later time.

Justin put the half-eaten bag of stale chips into his backpack for Safe Laters.

by Shufk March 1, 2009

Later

Something that you say to someone when you really mean never

I'll mow the grass later

by Weirdocat23 May 18, 2018

Lil Later

When somebody wants their pussy/dick sucked, there m8 will say a Lil Later, but they mean the next time they see you ;)

Define:Random girl: Michael said I could suck his dick a Lil later

Michael: I hope she sucks my dick later,because I will be cumming all over the place

by Yeetus my fetus July 18, 2019

edge you later

Teen Slang that tik tok user @JustDede created on complete accident. Starting an amazing phrase among the tik tok community. Much respect.

“Hey man I got to get going” “Alright it was good seeing you, edge you later” “Yessir edge you later indeed.”

by Papa Patty January 27, 2024

Later

never, no, I hate all of you, you're trash and I dont like playing with you, please leave me alone to play with my sweatbag friends

Ill play with yall later

by Huz boi December 27, 2020