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early dump notice

when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry
sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly

tom- what about me?!?

sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
by demipse February 13, 2010
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Early

Behaving like a man named Earl, one of the dankest men you'll ever meet.
Dude: Hey, he parked and took up two parking spots!
Other Dude: Yeah my friend Earl did that once a few years ago. That's swagger right there.
Dude: Yeah, that car's driver was so Early.
by Tony Tobasco July 16, 2024
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Early Sunset

Let's get sweaty with an Early Sunset
by ProtectWomensRights September 12, 2019
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Early lunch

On peacefull farms lunch is considered early if consumed before 2:39 pm
It's 1:45 Ivan take an early lunch
by An untaken name dude April 22, 2022
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Early afternoon

The early hours the sun is in mid-sky, so from about 11am-1pm.
Wow, I can't belive it's so hot already and it's only early afternoon.
by TheW3 September 13, 2020
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early-stage fascism

Attempts to develop dictatorial powers by a far-right, authoritarian, ultranationalist To rule as if there is a one-party government that tries to suppress opposition by rigging the system and intimidation or ignoring the responsibility to represent them. The latest rigging favors a military that protects special interests and the military-industrial complex.
The President is showing early-stage fascism. But it is likely the Senate will make him feel secure doing as he wishes with out a threat of needing to resort to later-stage fascism.
by mlhiss October 23, 2019
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Russel Early

Also known as "Rusty Spoons" and "Pasty Legs McGraw," has a legendary booty. sucks massive ween
Russel Early has a legendary booty
by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018
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