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Hayden Fortington

Hayden Fortington is a fucking gay cunt. He lies about having an 8 inch penis and talks to 13 year old girls to cover up that he is gay
Person 1: Apparently that guy is talking to a 13 year old
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt
by PrincessHollyHaydensMissus October 27, 2020
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Hayden thomson

Hayden thomson loves to wear baby clothes and eat 67 pancakes a day
Hayden thomson loves to wear baby clothes
by Hayden thomson October 18, 2020
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Triggersy Haydenitis

A disease that can be triggered by inserting long objects into the rectum without any knowledge of it or consent. This disease makes anyone a disgruntled, angry third Reich supporter, and can make the victim say uncontrollable things in frustration and despair.

Symptoms include: Repeated rectal insertion of objects larger than 4 inches of girth. Urges to gas the filthy Jew dogs.
Sentences: - "I've contracted a dick in my ass"

edit* - "I've contracted Triggersy Haydenitis"
by The Third Reich June 12, 2017
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Hayden Richards

He is the sweetest, cutest, and most respectful countryman that you'll ever meet. He will listen to all of your problems and love you for who you are, there is no changing his mind. When he wants something he will get it no matter how long it takes. He is also the most loyalist boyfriend anyone could ever have. He is very loveable and kind. Never let him go, you will understand how much he really means to you once you lose him so I suggest don't.
by jack078 December 8, 2020
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Hayden Pimpson

The pimpest street cracker in the entirety of the U.S.A.
Damn bro, Hayden Pimpson hates mexicans
by Pimpson_ December 20, 2022
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Hayden Grahn

The only ginger to ever really have a soul, and he uses it wisely and is one of the kindest funniest people on the planet and deserves ur respect.
"ew hayden grahn's a ginger"
he actually has a soul
by jejeejeeeee December 24, 2022
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Hayden monk

Someone that touches everyone's ass
Omg! Stop touching everyone's ass Hayden monk
by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018
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