Alexander Hamilton

A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol

Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok

by Babagrillwuas October 19, 2023

Hamilton high school

Think Alabama but in west Michigan

Hamilton high school is where they fuck their cousins

by Cumaater69 October 26, 2020

Kirk hamilton

world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably

"Kirk, i dont love you"
"shut up yea you do. silly ho"
"your right i do love you"

by Pookie April 21, 2005

Gareth Hamilton

Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family

“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat”

“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”

by phatwastaken November 21, 2021

Hamilton

He's reliable with the LADIES!

HAMILTON! Sir, he knows what to do in a trench, ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean, HAMILTON!

by BlueNinjaFrog October 12, 2020

Joey Hamilton

A freaking loser that never knows when to shut up

Your being such a Joey Hamilton right now

by ItzMeGreeny May 26, 2018

George Hamilton

The messiah of tanning sunworshippers. His name is often spoken in reverence and used in prayers by gnarly surfin dudes prior to hittin the waves.

Bill: Fuck! My tan is peeling. I look like fuckin' snake.
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?

by TheToesKnows May 15, 2025