To quickly skim over or quickly get through a book by focusing on only getting the main idea of the book without necessarily going through the entire text.
I was running out of time to finish our book for the upcoming book club meeting so I had to kurtis-finish it.
by The Distroller February 29, 2024
Get the Kurtis-finishmug. When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.
Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
Get the Finishing Each Other’s Fartsmug. "Goodness me! I can't believe VARchester Penalted are losing to Oil FC>"
"I guess we should call them Finished FC"
"I guess we should call them Finished FC"
by Pexishit FC April 19, 2022
Get the Finished FCmug.