When a man is jealous of another man because of the size of his penis. Usually a girl is involved, she might choose one man over another, and the other man comes down with penis envy.
by KB October 5, 2003
Get the penis envymug. Sigmund Freud’s Penis Envy Theory
Women want to work = they envy the penis
Not kidding, that’s how he came up with this.
He was doing a study on women by talking to men. His theory was based on what men told him.
Karen Horney proved Freud’s theory wrong a few years later. She did a study about women with women.
Women want to work = they envy the penis
Not kidding, that’s how he came up with this.
He was doing a study on women by talking to men. His theory was based on what men told him.
Karen Horney proved Freud’s theory wrong a few years later. She did a study about women with women.
by TazMania January 28, 2008
Get the penis envymug. The reason people hate the Chicago Cubs and the friendly confines of Wrigley Field. The name comes from the beautiful green ivy that grows on the outfield wall of the greatest stadium in the history of sports.
Most people suffering from Ivy Envy are white sox fans who should be called 'Cub Haters' instead of 'sox fans' because they would rather see the Cubs lose than see the sox win.
Most people suffering from Ivy Envy are white sox fans who should be called 'Cub Haters' instead of 'sox fans' because they would rather see the Cubs lose than see the sox win.
Sox Fan: "Cubs Suck"
Cubs Fan: "Shut the fuck up you piece of trash! Take your Ivy Envy back to that ghetto on the south side!"
Cubs Fan: "Shut the fuck up you piece of trash! Take your Ivy Envy back to that ghetto on the south side!"
by Ronnie Woo Woo May 16, 2008
Get the Ivy Envymug. every male has penis envy because they either feel inadequate or they brag about how big their penis is and cause penis envy in others
Jimmy has penis envy because Jon's is bigger
Jon brags about the size of his penis which makes Jimmy have penis envy
Jon brags about the size of his penis which makes Jimmy have penis envy
by MineIsBiggerThanYoursIs May 13, 2005
Get the penis envymug. The expirience often felt by persons not going to Burning Man beacuse they have real life obligations such as jobs, school, kids, etc.
Mike: Coming to Burning Man this year?
Nate: No, I have school and other shit I need to do.
Mike: So what! You can always start school a week late!
Nate: No, no I can't just fuck off all my obligations to party in the desert with a bunch of freaky druggies and rich douche bags who try to be freaky druggies once a year. Reality is more important right now.
Mike: You should still come.
Nate: You just don't get it do you?
Mike: You have Burning Envy, HA HA!
Nate: ...
Nate: No, I have school and other shit I need to do.
Mike: So what! You can always start school a week late!
Nate: No, no I can't just fuck off all my obligations to party in the desert with a bunch of freaky druggies and rich douche bags who try to be freaky druggies once a year. Reality is more important right now.
Mike: You should still come.
Nate: You just don't get it do you?
Mike: You have Burning Envy, HA HA!
Nate: ...
by Bitterend October 18, 2008
Get the Burning Envymug. The feeling a husband feels after his wife says she's too tired for sex, but then she stays up late posting to Pintrest.
Mike: Why did you come to bed so late?
Sally: I was on Pintrest until 2:00 am
Mike: But you said you wanted to go to bed early because you were so exhausted?
Sally: I think you have Pintrest Envy.
Sally: I was on Pintrest until 2:00 am
Mike: But you said you wanted to go to bed early because you were so exhausted?
Sally: I think you have Pintrest Envy.
by Phil A. Buster May 31, 2013
Get the Pintrest Envymug. My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.
by Steed Dropout August 27, 2012
Get the dumpster-envymug.