drive it up

To do something absolutely epic in your free time

Hey, man, did you drive it up this weekend?

by DroveItUp February 12, 2012

Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.

Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.

by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010

drive-by wifi

This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.

Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.

by badassbootydrop July 8, 2010

meyers drive

A dead end road inhabited by a drunken, transsexual, midget who fornicates with llamas and the occasional Sasquatch.

Did you see the mullet on that little, fat, fucktard? I bet he lives on Meyers Drive.

by BMR3WAY April 10, 2020

Driving Truck

To be in the act of having sex with a fat girl.

"It's true: In a pinch, you just might catch me driving truck."

by Trucker 4 Life February 12, 2010

driving with a donk

It's like a DWI, but instead of being impaired you just have a fat ass wagon.

"LaQuisha got pulled over for swervin' and was charged with DWAD (driving with a donk)."

by wigger trilliums the fourth December 7, 2021

Jer Driving

The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.

Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).

by jono@partymansion May 9, 2008