"When is your birthday?"
"November 14th"
"Hm, not suprised..."
"Eh, why is that?"
"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
"November 14th"
"Hm, not suprised..."
"Eh, why is that?"
"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
by Martar October 7, 2008

by Balibago October 11, 2013

A holiday in celebration of the prophet Bellini. Many years ago, before the Big Traffic Jam, a man named Bellini went to the store to buy a jar of buttermilk. Pausing to gaze at the majesty of an empty parking lot, Bellini was struck by a rock and died. On the site of his death, a buttermilk tree miraculously sprouted.
by Tyler Pence February 14, 2003

A Canary Day is a colloquial expression for a day of immense slothfulness, rest, or otherwise inhibition to perform the daily duties and routine of ones life. Often it is associated with drug use, abnormal sleeping schedules, and containment in a closed space for the entirety or majority of the day.
"I just had a 'Canary Day' week. I was so stressed from last week's work that I just couldn't focus on anything this week!"
by Jason Michael December 28, 2005

by Momimomenon April 7, 2021

by The guy over there February 14, 2018

Used as a substitute for 'half day' in the context of attending work. The purpose is to be vague, so as to not obligate yourself to actually being present for at least half the work day.
by Rana A February 18, 2008
