cuban baby

a brother or sister that looks really tan compared to the rest of your family, consumes Cuban sandwiches and quests on Wow resulting in a decrease of personal hygiene. often speedy. local law varies but it a sign must be in plain sight to mark the home of a Cuban baby either inside or outside of the Cuban baby's residence.

MT: "why's devon so dark?"
Name: "he's a cuban baby."

"devon is a cuban baby"

by waynega May 24, 2009

Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.

I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.

by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023

Cuban Centipede

A guy/girl smokes a cigar while you try and suck it out their ass

I pulled a cuban centipede on this Columbian chic

by SussQuatch August 19, 2022

Cuban Christmas

When someone snorts a lot of coke off a BBW’s (big beautiful woman’s) clitoris.

Dude, did you see Theo had to do a Cuban Christmas this year.

by SleezySlut December 23, 2023

Obese Cuban

A form of Cuban who has forsaken his health and those who preach of it. Usually playfully doughy and to out of shape to play in sporting events.

That kid chance is a real Obese Cuban.

by gasen pfister January 15, 2010

God of cuban

The unholy supporter of Cuban labor and or extreme addict to Cuban Cigars.

Yo! My mans killed that fool! He’s the god of cuban bruh!

by Krackalackin619 September 01, 2019

Cuban Barbecue

When you remove the down stem from the bong and smoke the resin like a cigar

Person 1: Fuck, we forgot the weed.

Person 2: it’s alright, my down stem is caked. We can have a Cuban Barbecue

by Goagil February 20, 2020