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Comfort Buffer

A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.
Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.
by TheArtofWarr September 23, 2023
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Comfort Thot

The comfort thot, unlike their common counterparts, have an emotional depth that is often used to support their social circle whilst still being an absolute show pony.
A bit like golden retrievers they aren't the brightest, but they mean well. Often falling into the profession of Emotional Support Thot.
Ethan: Why is there a thot here?

Roy: Excuse me, that's the comfort thot. Says wholesome things and flirts with everyone at the same time
by Wild_Daz April 23, 2021
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Comfort Orgasm

The nonsexual type of orgasm that occurs whenever you place your body in a certain position, causing a great deal of extreme comfort.
Yeah, I slept so well last night cause I had like so many Comfort Orgasms dude!
by TheGreenBowtie November 30, 2017
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Comfort pooer

(n) A person who finds it difficult or impossible to defecate anywhere but a place in which they are comfortable, ie. their own toilet.
Well we can definitely take Nin, she'll poo anywhere. She ain't no comfort pooer!
by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011
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comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much
I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.
by safetypuppy January 1, 2013
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Comfortably numb

Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Is there anybody in there?
I have become comfortably numb
by Pinkfloydfan56 March 13, 2024
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Cold Comfort God Roll

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get
Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...
by AstralSync October 29, 2023
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