Colton

a guy that is a total stud, often times being a complete cuck. however, he gets major dick, because he is compensating for his own size. you'll typically see him in trains with other dudes, normally other cucks. if you ever find a colton in the wild, stay away as far as possible. he will try to grab your ass and touch you where the sun does not shine. he tends to go after 'women', but sadly cannot get any action as he is cucked. keep caution

Colton stay away from my kids!

by the-poon-slayer December 6, 2025

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the most reliable guy in the world, the guy all the homies wanna be like (he’s a little gay sometimes) but we love him gives off the biggest dick and thiccest ass energy.

man that Colton fellow is very sexy.

by Greencreeper1929 December 12, 2025

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A redneck who ducks other rednecks
Besides that they aight

That guy is suck a Colton

by ThatBitch110% November 23, 2021

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Quick and witty but only speaks in brain rot or quotes memes. A top-tier gooner. Usually on the heavier side, a connoisseur of foods. Typically a bad driver.

Colton is a top-tier gooner. He achieved the highest rank on jerkmate ranked.

by Ssb1966 March 17, 2025

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