grapefruit cannon

A large several inch exhaust commonly found on rice burners. Hence named because they commonly appear at a step angle and are large enough to fit medium to large size fruit.
That civic has a helluva grapefruit cannon.
by roberth March 02, 2011
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Dutch Cannon

Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)
After eating Taco Bell I Dutch Cannoned my wife and now she's divorcing me.
by DutchCannon January 04, 2018
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Cannon Fuse

The act of screwing a girl doggie style, then taking a burning cigarette or cigar, and placing it in her butt, burning side up. While continuing to screw, wait until the butt shortens, until the burning hot end touches her asshole, and then hold on tight until you explode in her. Hence, when the fuse ends, the cannon went off.
Did you hear about Mike doing the Cannon Fuse on his girl, she nearly killed him afterwards because she couldn't sit all night.
by Gobbler2001 April 21, 2011
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fag cannon

An unbalanced weapon in first person 'shoot-em-ups'. Typically used by noobs and constalty complained about by other players. A more seasoned player often does not use such a weapon on principal.
Example:

- "Hey, look at my score 26:3"
- "Put the fag cannon down then see how you do --- noob!
by The Spike February 23, 2007
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Hand cannon

A hand cannon was the mother of all fire arms . It was simply a metal pipe that had gun powder put down it and a rock , or lead ball. It was fired by a piece of flaming rope put down in a open hole.
by scannerfish January 02, 2005
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fart cannon

The act of farting mid-shit and literally shooting it out of your ass.
I farted mid-shit and it shot in the toilet. My butt is a fart cannon.

Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.
by fartsniffer24 October 16, 2014
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Butt Cannon

Is when you sit on the toilet, give one good push and you are instantly done. All the shit comes out at once. Sometimes it could be painful, others enjoyable.
This morining when I claimed my thrown, I had once serious butt cannon.
by Horror-Fied September 23, 2009
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