anal bong

The act of beerbonging in the ass (preferably with vodka) to increase alcohol uptake and make you more drunk

Jim didn't feel that the vodkabears made him shitfaced, so he asked Mark to anal bong him with a bottle of vodka. Mark said "no, that's gross!" so now Jim will have an awful night as the only sober guy in the club.

by CollegeDouche November 28, 2013

Dick Bong

Major Richard Ira Bong (nicknamed Dick Bong) was one of the most decorated American fighter pilots. He fought in WWII and shot down 40 Japanese aircraft. He died at the age of 24, testing a new fighter jet.

Now we laugh at his funny nickname which sounds like a creative way to ingest weed only using your body.

en . wikipedia . org / wiki / Richard_Bong

Person 1: Oh my god his name was Major Dick Bong!
Person 2: That sounds like what you call using piss as bong water!
Person 1: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you

by InterstellarTars March 3, 2021

blunt bong

A plastic bottle that has had a hole burned into it that is roughly the diameter of a blunt so that a blunt can inserted into the hole. A rush hole is also created via burning. The smoker then inhales from the normal mouth of the bottle, the bottle fills with smoke, and the smoker releases the rush hole while inhaling to clear the smoke. This technique of extreme efficiency for small blunts/roaches originated in Hightstown/East Windsor, NJ.

Milk that blunt bong nigga.

by Blunt Bong January 3, 2008

Bong bang

the act of getting a female high in order to score some easy pussy

Dude i bong banged that bitch and it was good.

by Bong banger November 29, 2004

bong lord

A common Dan, that likes to smoke the bong every day of the week. "What a bong lord" said by many people about the common Dan.

"What a hard-kid"
"I know it's Dan, he's a bong lord"

by Ococidine December 14, 2013

Bong Abs

Doing a set of abs immediately followed by ripping the bong. The process is repeated until all the ganja is gone.

Mark: Hey man you wanna go to the gym?
Raul: But i wanted to get high!
Mark: Hey we should do bong abs.

by stoner personal trainer February 23, 2008

One Bonged

When the light weight in the squad takes one hit on a bong and is immediately monged and cannot partake in further bongery.

Dean: Will, that was a phat rip on the bong
Will: *no reply*
Dean: M8 you just got One Bonged

by MongaloidBongaloid February 23, 2017