A bird is a
government spy drone
Typically mistaken for wildlife
A bird will follow you and fly home
For there is data to be reported on your life
This is the rhyme to remember what to do when you see a bird
Nail it in the
head with a
break-action
Unsuspecting victim 1: The bird is acting kinda strange
manUnsuspecting victim 2: Yeah
Inbound drone strike: "*approaching*"
The
government: "May no
man find out our conspiracy"