Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

Drive by Bubbling

A recent mother, whom has drunken at least 8 cans of sparkling water, lactates out of a vehicle, normally towards an unsuspecting walker or a rival mother, using her bubbling powers on her milk, leads the milk to come out as a bunch of bubbles, shooting at a rapid rate, discombobulating her opponent in a dazed state of mind.

I looked out of my window, to witness a Drive by Bubbling, knocking down the mother pushing her stroller, and driving away down the street.

by k00pDa June 3, 2023

drive it up

To do something absolutely epic in your free time

Hey, man, did you drive it up this weekend?

by DroveItUp February 12, 2012

Jer Driving

The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.

Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).

by jono@partymansion May 9, 2008

Pix Driving

The act of taking a picture while driving. Usually more dangerous than texting while driving (TWD).

News Caster: The 14 car pile up resulted from an inattentive drive who was passing by "insert landmark here." Authorities say the accident was caused by careless Pix Driving.

by RaguTom January 27, 2011

Voting Drive

Where someone drives you out of state to register to vote so you can vote multiple times and/or illegally. Used to get around voting requirements including felony charges, recent incarceration and/or questionable citizenship.

Did you hear ACORN is sponsoring a Voting Drive, they are going to bus us up to Ohio so us peeps doing soft time can take an active role in deciding who is going to be prez.

by Robert Dotras February 20, 2009

drive-back

A long trip back home or to a previous destination.

We took a long drive-back to Los Angeles!

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017