Cockney Wanker

Person of London-sounding accent

"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

wankers cramp

When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis

"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

wankers' rickets

The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.

"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"

by Niall Brady January 8, 2003

albino wanker

video on you tube involving a young man being caught masturbating in public toilets by his friends.

Guy 1 "did you see Nick Holt in that Albino wanker video"
Guy 2 "yea he got caught doing the five knuckle shuffle"

by Big Crazy pat March 4, 2009

Willy Wanker

Someone who wanks a lot and eats a lot of unhealthy food.

Rob is a Willy Wanker, he can't stop himself wanking and eating dominos.

by Fannypack December 13, 2015

Fucking Wanker

Mike

The only name that truly represents such a Fucking WANKER

Fucking Wanker? You must mean Mike!

Yes I agree, Mike is a Fuckin' WANKER

Mike can also be defined as a CUNT

by Mr Carr November 3, 2004

Bus Wanker

Taken of the infamous 'Inbetweeners' show. this is where preferably in a mode of transport, going past a bus stop, leaning out the window and shouting BUS WANKER

"hey boys, quickly quickly!"
-lean out of window-
"BUS WANKERSSSSS!"

by amyyeahbabyyyy May 27, 2009