VAIDS

virtual aids.

boogie monster.

false flag promoted by cooperations, governments big brother.

"dawg, u actually paid $100 for virus protection, again this year. because the free addition will protect ur home pc from vaids. "

by martyrsthemessenger August 6, 2017

[valdemar]

a feeling of hypnosis or trance

Gazing into my lover's eyes left me with a feeling of valdemar.

by Jeff Tucker August 22, 2008

Exxon Valdez

Union Jack's secret identity

Hello, Im Exxon Valdez, but by night, Im Union Jack!

by Ex-on-Val-dez May 5, 2003

Valda

Someone whs born on valentines day

Valda was born on febuary 14 thats where she got her name from!

by TapeJunkie. March 15, 2009

Validation Theory

The validation theory is when person "A" has a habitual habit of falling for another person's "significant other". The tendency actually is a way for person "A" to validate the "significant other's" way of being while in a relationship. The way the "significant other" loves, gives, jokes, reacts... are all validations and also a quick way to find out if "significant other" is worthy material. There are many synonyms for this kind of person... but I believe the "Validation Theory" is an explanation of why they do it - more than a term used for the person.

Katie and John argue a lot... he's such a dick to her. She's so pretty and sweet. She's always doing things for him.. and he said he doesn't even have sex with her anymore... she's the ideal girl. (Justifying to himself things that make her "qualified")... this is validation. The term above is the validation theory (the acts of...)

by BZ the BOSS November 9, 2012

vagidick

When a mans penis becomes sucked into his body forming a vagina. This usually occurs when a man is demasculated by a woman, or when a man acts like a pussy. A vagidick looks like a stubby penis tip surrounded by a clitoris.

Stop complaining about your dad sending you to military school, it makes your vagidick drip and its nasty.

by Mike Blow May 16, 2006

Valdemar

If you have this name your most likely always confused with the bitch “Voldemort” and are most likely non binary. You LOVE Human anatomy and Science and is always curious. When I person first meets you, you come off as a bitch but in reality past all of those bad things your awesome and you have a lot of secret fans that you don’t know of because you want people to be afraid of you but sometimes people are just built different😏✨💀. Either way you probably want to be immortal cause like why not? But like you have anyone that likes you...*looks over at fan girls* “ehhh I don’t see anyone.” THATS how you be. Your oblivious to the fact that people like/love you and also don’t like Chang. You have a harder time adjusting to change than most. Your also a perfectionist and love blood.

Random dude: Dude do you see that guy? He’s so scary and weird.
Valdemar: Excuuuuuuuuuuse me?
Random dude(s): RUNNNN

by Smart_personnnn December 13, 2020