tower of confusion

An sc tower in ring 3. Known for it’s notoriously high amount of unmarked conveyors.

Wtf is this tower Tower of Confusion sucks

by gitilivy February 25, 2023

Trump Tower

A 21st century take on the infamous Hooverville shanties of the Great Depression era. These aren’t as extravagant as their predecessors because of the Trump Flu and mandatory minimums for being homeless. Also used to refer to private prisons at the adoption of inmates lucky enough to receive government sponsored food and shelter.

Billy: LOL Todd, can’t believe they sent your dad to Trump Tower for 25 to life!
Todd: Fuck you Billy, Biden stole the election and you care more about black people than you do about America.
Billy: Can’t believe he set fire to that OTHER Trump Tower in D.C. to distract from the real insurrection LOL.

by Not John Cornyn Obviously January 18, 2021

Tower of Fatness

a shit tower made by ludovinci in ring 3
laziest tower ever

(person 1) Wanna go play Tower of Fatness?
(person 2) hell nah that shit ass

by duskk March 17, 2023

towering mushroom

a very large circumcised penis resembling a tall thick mushroom.

yo dude that is one towering mushroom you have dangling there in the pisser!

by tjradman January 24, 2015

The Tower of Cumdon

The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.

"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"

"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"

by Bushmangarry January 30, 2014

tower of man

Tower of Man is an art form performed by a group of very close friends. A refined dog pile, a stack of men laying on top of each other like bricks, ass to ass. At first, it was performed only by males but ever since the women's rights movement females have also been allowed to participate. There is a petition to change the name to "Tower of Mankind" but so far nothing has been done.

Guys, I'm bored who wants to do Tower of Man?

by Che gg April 25, 2021

Puke Tower

When multiple people throw up on top of each other's vomit, creating a pile of puke.

Brian: Hey man, I think i'm gonna throw up!
Zach: If you do, I'll puke where you do. It will be a puke tower!

by puketower February 18, 2013