ritual viewing

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"

I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.

by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004

The View

A show where if it's not their point of view then your opinion and view is completely irrelevant.

Honestly the view is worse than jerry springer, I would rather watch jerry springer and Howard stern back-to-back 12 hours straight than watch the view.

by stainless67 March 5, 2023