The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.
"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".
by Lord Diz October 17, 2022
Get the Chesteritismug. An ancient term used to describe when someone guesses something correctly. An older and more white version of bitch you guessed it.
by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018
Get the You guessed her, Chestermug.