Shocker

If your holding the shocker up your probably a broke redneck that has a creepy uncle

Ew he’s holding up the shocker

by Garywink May 16, 2022

Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.

Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.

by AnneFranksUncle September 5, 2018

Shocker

2 in the Bush; 1 in the Cheney

…you youngsters might not get it, but your folks do 🤣

Good thing I came first. As soon as I gave her the shocker, it was all over for her

by Big Kool-aid May 22, 2022

Shuttle shocker

Folding a rubber glove into the shocker position, shitting in the glove, and then freezing it for later use in masturbation of a female.

Hey, I’ve gotta take a shit, want me to set up the shuttle shocker?

by MegaMind_BE March 7, 2024

Polar Shocker

It's when you take a glass of ice water, stick your hand it in covertly and then once it's nice and cold, stick two fingers up your girlfriends ass and one up her vagina. This can be done as a surprise or on purpose.

Oh my God, my boyfriend pulled the polar shocker on me last night! It felt soooo good in this heat wave.

by hardlyaware July 20, 2011

waterville-mansfield shockers

Every guy at these schools is a gross yee yee boy with a mullet and wears hey dudes everyday. It’s so flat there with all the wheat fields and nothing to do besides hookup and so drugs. The guys also play girls better than they play football.

Omg did you hear about the waterville-mansfield shockers football team? they all suck !

by youdontknowme69420 October 5, 2021

xeno shocker

A variation of the shocker,where eight fingers in the stink, two in the pink.

I gave that nasty bitch a xeno shocker

by Stone Doctor December 24, 2008