Tommy Bastow

This is an angel that is featured in many myths from the 21st Century. It's frequently used to describe incredibly attractive young men who sing in Alternative Rock bands.

oh my gosh, he's such a Tommy Bastow!

by YaahYaahYaaah July 15, 2010

c!tommy

C!tommy deserves everything he deserves the world <33 i hope c!tommy pillow is always cold, I hope he never has a bad hair day, I hope his charger works forever.

Have you heard of c!tommy?
Yeah! I love c!tommy so much! :D

by Lamp 🦕 September 15, 2021

Tommy Gun

A pint of beer with three olives and a splash of grinadine. Usually consumed at strip clubs. The olives start dancing like a lava lamp.

That Tommy Gun was bouncin and the hoes where intrigeud like moths to a flame!

by nickypop November 11, 2013

Tommy Knuckles

A general phrase that can be used to describe someone extremely awesome or certifiably nuts. Used frequently in the northern midwest.

Hey, you know that guy Mike?

Yeah, that dude is a total Tommy Knuckles.

by dndgamer May 1, 2010

Steamy Tommy

Exhaling hot air onto your index finger and then inserting it into another person's ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.

Person 1: "My inner ear is feeling dry"
Person 2: "Want me to give you a steamy tommy, freshen that up a bit?"
Person 1: "No, thank you"
Person 2: "TOO BAD!" *Puts warm, slightly moist finger into ear*

by SteamyTommy October 21, 2014

Tommy Joke

A joke which is told and only funny to the person telling the joke.

Thomas told me a joke which was not funny even though it was funny to him. He pulled a Tommy Joke!

by XxSaltyGxX September 4, 2018

Tommy Time

Where no time exists but Tommy's time. In his mind things that he said will only take 10 mins will take him 2 hours. Never plan on what time he said and add at least 2 hours to every amount of time he says.... Maybe even add a day or 2.

Tommy said he'll be here in like 2 hours, he's finishing the brakes on his car...... 5 hours later.... Where's Tommy? He's on Tommy time.

by The real Tommy May 24, 2018