Birmingham Stank

A sex position in which a man poses as a University of Alabama football player in order to get laid, then farts in the girl's face when she takes off her clothes.

"Damn, dude, I heard Eric gave a girl the Birmingham Stank last night."
"Oh shit!"
"Literally."
"It was a wet one?!?!"

by StanfordBamaMan July 4, 2012

Hooten Stank

an awful smell combination of skunk, weed, and ass that makes everyone sick, usually found in old classrooms, gym lockers, anywhere swimmers were or have been, bubblegum shrimp co., hawaiian public bathrooms, cars of football players, and ohio

Student: dude wtf is that smell...
Swimmer: thats definetely hooten stank
Student: i think im gonna be sick

Guy: did u catch a wif of that fresh hooten stank
Friend: yeah it smells fuckin awful

by Saint Patrick's Battalion February 27, 2011

Stank Bank

The anus/rectum. Otherwise known as "asshole".

"Suzie let me put it in her stank bank last night!"

"Awesome!"

by bluescythe3 April 24, 2009

Stank Bitch

a dirty grymy ass bitch

kid 1-Hey King Chav!
me- What?
kid 1- Patty Wag is a Stank Bitch
me- haha yes he is haha

by King Chav Zarate July 13, 2011

Stank-face

v. - to show disapproval in a facial expression.

He gave me a stank-face when I played that song.

by chrisrich February 10, 2010

stank monster

A girl so unbelievably repulsive that she gets knocked back from ugly competitions for being 'too professional'. Also know to male clubbers as a "fifteen-pinter"

You should have seen the stank monster I banged last night!! She was so bad i had to use a packet of viagra and my grandad's pump to get it up

by steven mccrory November 11, 2003

Stank Genius

1. Apple retail store employee. The source of "that smell" when you visit one of these trendy establishments.

I had a problem with my MacBook and had to have a Stank Genius help me. Now my clothes smell like stink finger.

by Odiferous Eminations March 20, 2009