Shelf

Girl with a big booty that is flat on top like a shelf.

That girl got a shelf. You could set a coke can on that.

by Tremain50 May 7, 2025

shelf is so cool

Used when describing the app Shelf

"Have you installed Shelf"
"Yeah, Shelf is so cool"

by tttaaaarr July 26, 2023

shelf turd

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.

Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?

Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?

Nah, grab me something

by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023

shelf item

When you acquire info that conflicts with your integrity, but don’t want to leave the cult, so you put it on your “shelf” to worry about later. As you start adding more shelf items until it ultimately collapses, then you decide to just “fuck it” and leave the cult.

How the Church treats women was a major shelf item for me. Their treatment of LGBT individuals caused my shelf to break.

by DickButtRiddick February 14, 2024

Shelf

*eats shelf*

I eat shelf

by Shelfeater2000 February 19, 2024

stick on the shelf

A woman's pokie, pipe, dildo, vibrator,and butt plugs, not usually seen by anyone because it's on the shelf

I don't like when a dirty ass bitch don't care about her health I don't like shit but that stick on the shelf that's it I don't like shit so I sticks to myself myself

by Cal1foolya July 3, 2022